They were cracking up after school today singing, "She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain."
What was so funny, you ask?
Because it's not reeeeallly that funny of a song… Good point.
But if you change the lyrics to things like, "She'll be glued to the toilet when she comes! SHE'LL BE GLUED TO THE TOILET WHEN SHE COOOOOMMMES!!" And belt it out in your very best hillbilly voice, it's pretty freakin' hysterical. Especially when you're 7 and have an audience.
I may or not have been laughing, too, and contributing my own delinquent verses, like "she'll be pooping on the potty when she comes…" #motheroftheyear
And "the kids be driven' mommy crazy when they home!!! THE KIDS BE DRIVEN MOMMY CRAZY WHEN THEY HOME!!!!"
#citytalk. It gets the best of all of us from time to time. We be all cray cray up in here. ;)